'You're Satired!'

Hello. Welcome to the 'You're Satired' blog, written by Count Alain Sucrose. You may already know him, He made a fortune of about £800m, in the telecommunication and belittling industries.
He made his fortune through such innovations as the 'Waffle Com' a waffle iron attached to a hand set with a little screen you touched with a pen, because many of those who bought it had fat fingers. It was a hit in the United States. He was recently asked to join the British Government, offered the title Master of the Office created out of Desperation/and Pensions. He turned it down. So here is his Blog.